Wisdom of Tomme Arthur

It’s ribbed for the ladies’ pleasure

Everyone needs a backstory for their costume.

I am Lucianno Radiccio, famed Italian Lord of the Lettuce. Admire my codpiece.

I’m in the business of drinking beer, not saving it.

I have very small hands

Eight hour work days are for losers.

“You ever have one of the four Hop 15 days? Yeah me either.”

Women these days aren’t in their 40’s. They’re merely enjoying their imperial 20’s.

The Angel’s get more than their fair share the closer to heaven our beer rests. I’d like to drink with those Angel’s…

In honor of Friday, I’m thinking of having a beer for Breakfast.

Oh crap! We’re out of Vaseline. How am I supposed to get my big fat head through the door without lube?